Alfred just called with horrible news. The signal hidden in Batman's belt is going off--it's rigged so that any unauthorized attempt to remove the belt will trigger an alarm back in the Cave.
In other words, the shit has officially hit the fan.
Al's on his way over here. He's bringing me back to the Cave, and from there I'll...
Frankly, I have NO IDEA what I'll do. What I should do... It's all happening too soon. I don't know enough, I'm not ready. Fuck, I don't even have a proper costume! (I mean uniform--shit, see what I mean?) Fortunately, Al's thrown together a makeshift utility belt from some of the duplicate items Batman has on hand so at least I'll have some real defenses to draw on.
And then what?
I don't even know where to begin.